Liquid crack

They are called "Otter pops" I call them "Liquid crack." Since I can remember these have been a favorite summer treat for me. You can't have just one, about 50 will do. All they basically contain are juice and sugar and a cold cold place to freeze. But for some reason you can't seem to get enough of them. I'm so bad I'll buy 2 boxes and hide one just because I don't want to share. I noticed a while ago that the scrumptious pops size has changed dramaticaly. From about a foot and a half to just under a foot. Great now I'm going to have to down twice as much to keep up. In fact I have one thawing out a little on my kitchen counter, I believe its a good time to basicaly inhale it.
Lillys rating: Don't tell me to stop I can quit when I want to!

Monsantos Latest Diabolical Plan

Evil Monsanto Employee creating Evil Plants
For those of you unfamiliar with Monsanto, they are the satan of the plant kingdom, the antithesis of all that is good in the Kingdom of Flora. They are genetically altering plants to create products designed, not to be healthful to the environment, but to force dependence on Monsanto products. Their latest evil plot:

The USDA (which must be populated by complete and utter morons) has allowed Monsanto to market their gentically altered alfalfa (the fourth largest crop in the U.S.). The alfalfa will be resistant to (wait for it) herbacides produced by Monsanto. Oh the evil genius. The problem is that alfalfa cross pollinates very easily, and thusly these genes will spread through the neighboring crops making it impossible to raise non GMO alfalfa (because there is always one stupid farmer that will buy it, instead of them doing a blanket Monsanto boycott. Bring back the boycott).

The most wicked part of this is that Monsanto can take farmers with the unwanted introduced gene present in their alfalfa to court and sue them for using the gene. So the gene goes into a crop, Monsanto sues, and the farmer has to pay Monsanto for a gene they did not buy and do not want. Ohhh, have we all lost our flipping minds???

Little bunny foo foo boots

Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forrest scooping up the field mice and boppin' em' on the head.
*The next day*
Down came good fairy and she said:
"Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you scoopin up the field mice and boppin' em' on the head or I'll turn you into scary ass boots.
Well it looks like little bunny foo foo didn't listen to the good fairy. See what happens when you don't listen? You get torn from your happy home and daily errands of joy to be turned into boots to be sold on Ebay. Then again what did the poor field mice do to diserve to be bopped on the head? Seems like Mr. Foo deserved to be turned into boots. He sounds like he was a bully poor mice just minding their own business and here comes this jerk bunny and just starts hitting them. I mean come on they are so little and what defense do they have? Well they are now safe from Mr. Foo, his hyde has been altered to make boots for some lucky person. The price? I didn't even look.
Lillys rating: Some where out there field mice are rejoycing.