Happy birthday Trey Parker

Oops! Crap! I was going to post this on October 19th Trey Parkers birthday but I forgot.....and my grandma died....and my dog ran away...santa got stuck in the chimney. I was locked in a closet and didn't have access to a computer...yes that will do.
Here he is the man that has entertained me as well as make me think.

Why the intrest? He makes me laugh and I like how he thinks. I think thats why women like him, we love humor and a cute face.
Now I know what your thinking, but I'm not one of those obsessive fans. I have no shrine to Trey, I don't buy the southpark memorbilia, and I don't write him fan mail. Why? What for hes just a person. Lots of people make me laugh but I'm not going to find out where they live climb their fence and scream out my undying love.
I think it would be cool to hang out with him though at a carnival or something. Hey you all know you have a special place in your heart for some celeb that you just adore.
Anyways Happy late birthday Trey Parker! Thank you for making me laugh!
How old are you now? I have no idea.
I may get some comments from my cousin Willow about this but she has the hots for Jon Stewart. Neiner neiner.
Lillys rating: I think hes a cool guy! What?

When skimpy clothing gos wrong.

Ok, before I even start this I'm going to let you know right now that I might get some rude comments on this post, but you know what? I'm a fat chick.
So, as a fat chick I have the right to comment on other fat chicks.
Now I know its hard for us larger women to look good. Finding clothes that aren't expensive that sill makes us look good is like Indiana Jones looking for the lost ark.
But this I'm afraid is not sexy, its just trashy. This is not going to land you a man of your dreams.
The outfit looks like it was all yellow at one point and the model streached it out all over, now it has black streach marks.
When I look at this picture it makes me think of a woman in a smokey bar looking for any attention she can get, oh boy and she will.
Large ladies listen up, this is not the way to be sexy! Being large and wearing something like this will not help you out in life. Do what I do and learn how to sew! If I see something thats not in my size I'll buy it and modify it to fit me. Best places to look are at Ross, Target and sometimes Walmart. I don't shop there unless I need fabric, but you get the idea.
As far as I know Lane Bryant is the only plus sized store out there for us women. But $30+ for just a shirt? What a waste and it makes me feel like I'm being taken advantage of. So come on can't we do better than this?
By the way, this was just about to be the next Ebay ugly, but I felt it was ment for something a little more special.
Well if I have made you mad I don't care, I'm a plus sized woman and I don't feel this is the way we should appear.
Lillys rating: Pardon, but I think your outfit is screaming.

The Sea Faerie Turns the Tide

The Sea Faerie, a cousin of the Moth Faerie, and a Senorita Raengerian, has turned the tide and wrested away control from the Jellyfish Leader. Through her brillant leadership and tireless throwing herself on the ground for the Moonball the Raengerians are playing the game beautifully. The Jellyfish Leader mimics and puppets the Sea Faerie, and of course the Sea Faeries realizes this is true. The Jellyfish Leader has no idea that she is the basis for numerous psychological experiments, including but not limited to the "spontaneous jumping up from the beachers" and the "whats that girls name?" experiments, not to mentioned the "I only compliment the girls when you do". A brief explination of the second, Jellyfish Leader has adopted many of the Moth Faeries pet names into her repitoire, including most obnoxiously Sea Faerie, so I have begun calling the Sea Faerie by another name to see if the Jellyfish Leader picks it up. Bid adieu to the dolphinians!

Moth Faerie, Jellyfish Leader, and the Volleyball Moon

Poor innocent Moth Faerie thought she would help some young Raengerians learn to play a new game. Unfortunately the Jellyfish Leader of the Raengerians was unable to decide how to best use the brave Moth Faeries talents. The Jellyfish Leader thought she knew everything about the game, and wanted especially to focus on feelings and talking. The Jellyfish Leader thought feelings and talking were essential to making everyone feel light and fluffly. Moth Faerie tries to take a different approach after noticing the fluffy girls were always crying and losing the game. She tries to take a small number of the Jupiter Venus sect to work on actual skill improvent like the Super Secret Asian Samurai Serve, moon approaches, and passing footwork essential to the game. Alas some popular Raengerians succeed and move up to the prominent Vainly Venus sect. However they are not good enough yet to play for the Vainly Venus sect in actual games, as they are only Froshies, so they become warmers of the bench in reward for their hard work and dedication. Moth Faerie gets frustrated of course because the Jellyfish Leader is not making any decisions and everything is unclear. Moth Faerie asks the Jellyfish Leader to make a real decisions, which she refuses to do with a series of "What do you think?" tactics. Moth Faerie takes her new bunch of Jupiter Venus's and proceeds to make them spectacular. Moth Faerie is waiting for the Jellyfish Leader, who never improves her Vainly Venus sect, to notice and once again remove girls from Jupiter Venus who are not ready. However Moth Faerie has decided to shoot the moon and will never again volunteer to do any projects with the Jellyfish Leader again.

Ebay ugly double wammy.

Once again Ebay has revealed to me the wonders the world has to offer the 80's pants with 70's coloring. How did I stumble upon this treasure? I was simply looking for ideas for my Halloween costume, which by the way is back on. I was able to convince the bosses that it would be a good idea. Only the rules are no short skirts, no blood effects, no dressing up like Walmart employees, and nothing that would scare kids. I'm good to go.
Anyways these pants auctially sold for $3.99 I think, I can't rag on these much because of what I'll be wearing on the 31st. Yes I'll post a pic.
This post also contains another Ebay ugly, Willow and I decided to post them both togeather because of the similiraties. So here it is #2 ugly.
This one would have avoided the
chopping block but because of some detales it couldn't be passed up. The black and white fish just being this whole ensamble togeather. Willow and I couldn't figure out what the designer wanted to ad the fish on it but luckily it didn't sell. Before I end this post and give you my rating I would just like to say to anyone that dreams of one day making it big by designing clothes here are 2 examples that will get you shot.
Using color is good but not when it turns evil or ends up in Me and my cousins blog. You have failed in your dreams and you made your mom cry.
Lillys rating : Rainbow pants and obviously dead fish make consumers weep.

Oops he did it again!

Well hes done it again, irritated me to the steaming out my ears point. Instead of covering up my well desguised name for him I'm going to use his real name. Why? Because I don't care anymore and because its not likely if I say his name that you will be like "Oh snap I know who that is."
I called him "Rodd" in my last post but his real name is Todd, I bet you never would have gotten that one huh?
Well he messaged me tonight and we got into a long talk about how long we have known eachother and I mentioned something about when I moved to New Mexico to live with my then boyfriend. He got into this long spat on how he said I had lied to him about moving down there.
He said that I told him that I met my boyfriend after his roomate left or something.
I was like what the?? I met him online and got to know him and in person before he asked me to move in with him. I seriously don't know where he got this but I'm thinking he may be parcially correct. I may have told him a small fib about how and where I met my boyfriend. Then it dawned on my why I did it.
It was because Todd was into wearing laytex and the tie down and spank thing, I'm not. He was also really into me, meaning that I figured I would be a part of that fetish he was into. So he scared me off, and I did have a crush on him at the time too. I also noticed that Todd likes to bring up the past and argue with me, I think the next time I'm on my messinger I'm just going to delete him because we aren't acting like friends anymore. Well I'm trying to be his friend but he just wants to fight with me about not hooking up with him.
I understand that hes hurting or was hurting but hes not the only one who had a heartache too. He seriously needs to just drop everything and say "You know what Lilly? All this happened years ago and I don't think you were ready for me to show you what I was into, you were also alot younger and niave. I may have scared you off and not made my move on you when it was the right time for it.
Thats my fault, but I wasn't aware that you liked me the way you did, thats your fault for not making a move or telling me.
You are a cool person to talk to and I would like to keep chatting with you about South Park and your odd obsession with Trey Parker, and other many things.
(-Just a note to you the reader, I'm not obsessed with Trey Parker just a fan of his, I have no pics of him hanging around, I don't collect South Park memoribilia. He makes me laugh and I like that.-)
So I'm not sure what to do....halp someone!
Lillys rating- Grown-ups say the darndest things