A fat story about a fat chick

After having a chat with my cousin Willow I decided I needed to tap into a subject that for some reason I haven't yet.
I'm fat.
Not fat as in I need a stick to wash myself or fat as in Jerry Springer came to my house to film. Not fat like my clothes have streach marks. I'm just larger than I want to be. I'm 5'6'' and I weigh roughly 250 pounds. I should weigh around 175, or so I think, I'm not sure.
As far as I can remember I have always been a little but chubby. The only time it seemed to bother me was when I had to shower at school after P.E. or a game we just played for basketball or volleyball etc. I don't care how much I stank or how dirty I got I never showered in the locker room. I was afraid they would laugh at me and tell everyone.
Anyways this idea for the post came around when my cousin
and I were talking about a top I was looking at on Ebay. I commented
on how I had to ask the seller if the top was see-through because
I didn't like showing my skin. Then I brought up how I was in the
best shape of my life when I worked at this nursery in
Olympia Washington. The fat just melted off of me, I didn't realize
how good of shape I was in untill I got married and had to
move to San Diego. I didn't have a job for about 3 months because I called it a "vacation." The pounds began to pack on, I have started to get irritated with my body and I think its just because the area I live in. All the girls are into fashion and are skinny. I don't fit in AGAIN, so I have that urge to diet and work out. I thought about joining a gym thats just down the road from me but I don't have $500 to join plus a monthly fee.
I jokingly told Willow that my husband made me fat because I had to quit my job and move. Auctially the Navy stationed him here so the Navy made me fat there I said it. Someday I will do something about it but I don't know how to get started. I don't want to shock my body by just going cold turkey with candy and what not. Or jumping on my exercise bike and peddling untill I pass out.
Hummmmm what to do?
Lillys rating: Theres too much junk in this trunk.....and in the cargo hold...and the overhead space...

Damn the Whalers

This is the Esperanza, the ship of Greenpeace.

It was a dark and stormy night. . .and the damn Japanese whalers hunting ships have slipped away from the Greenpeace boats. The brave Greenpeacers have managed to keep with the mothership in 30 foot waves. The hunting ships have to return to the mothership to drop off their catch of dead whales. Sick-o's. When they return the Greenpeacers will be able to pick them up again.

This is what the Japanese plan to catch..935 minke whales, and 10 endangered fin whales. You tell me, what all important research are the Japanese doing that they feel the need to kill 1000 whales a year. It must be research on the different ways the gourmet restraunts they sell the meat to can prepare them. I place a personal curse against the Japanese whalers and their needless slaughter of the denizens of the deep. May the whale's ocean music haunt their dreams.

Movies I recommend: Whale rider.

I wish Greenpeace took paypal. . I would donate.

Go Greenpeace!!!

Finally, the Greenpeace boats have caught up to the Japanese in the icy waters near Antarctica. They are positioning their rubber rafts between the Japanese whaling vessels disguised as "research boats". The Japanese continue to bypass the moratorium on commercial whaling by conducting research on the whales. Oddly enough they have to kill these beautiful and majestic denizens of the deep to conduct that research, and even more strange the meat from the dead whales ends up being sold to upscale Japanese restaurants in order to fund more research trips.

The world needs to let the whales live.

Again Go Greenpeace!!! Way to find those whaling boats!!!

Cheaters win!

Drama update!
This evening I decided to text Fanny to ask how she was. Her responce was "Doing well." Then I asked if she would be going home for Christmas. Her responce "No, I'll be celebrating with Pissants family." Of corse she didn't call him Pissant but his real name doesn't diserve the honor of being on my blog. My next question to her was "Do they know what Pissant did?" And yes they did, I asked her what they thought. And to my supprise she said that his family wanted her to stay with him. I couldn't believe it, but it was true. I asked her if she was going to stay with him. Truth be told to the shock of myself....shes going to stay with him.
I told her I had no respect for him and that I didn't think I could keep my cool if I ever saw him again. This means I will not be going to her wedding if she decides to get married to him. I was the maid of honor and now I will not go to the wedding where the groom is on my super shit list. So cheaters can get everything they want. I did tell her that what ever she decided to do was her decision and that I wanted her to be happy. But I will not pretend that everything is fine and that I think its a good idea to work things out. I hope my future posts about them will be better. Like she left his sorry ass and is extreamily happy.
Lillys rating: Cheaters never prosper....oh wait this one does.

Busted! Cought cheating!

Allright real life drama about to be posted. Children advert your eyes! People with pace makers keep your distance, pregnaunt women your water may break. Everyone else...well you all will read anyways...so here gos.
I have a friend, best friend in fact, grew up togeather in a small town.We will call her "Fanny" Not too long ago she announced to me that she was getting hitched to her boyfriend. I was happy for her with the acception that I dispised her boyfriend. I call him "Pissant" hes really that bad I had to call him by another name. I don't usually dislike people, but this one tugged at my anger strings quickly and he went on my sheet list. Why do I grind my teeth so? Simple, hes an ass. Well not so much to me but to Fanny, he will say rude things about her while she is right next to him or act childish for no apparent reason. Sounds like all men? Yeah ok, well just spend 5 minutes with him and you will understand. Pissant just gets to you, acts like a 12 year old constantly and irritates you to no end!
Anyway to my points of intrest here....Pissant cheated on Fanny, not for the first time eather. And would you believe it...he cheated with a mutual friend of me and Fannys! I'll call her "Xnita" They weren't drunk or stoned or deprived of oxygen. Pissant made a move on Xnita and she played along. While this whole thing was going on Fanny was in the next room sleeping!
Any man that would do that doesn't deserve my friend Fanny. Well Xnita had the brains to stop what he was doing. Pissant told her to never tell anyone what happened and she agreed. Later Fanny found out about it because Pissant bragged to friends about it, and of corse, Fanny herd about it.
Xnita admitted it to her and later I found out about it from Fanny. Not too long after that Xnita called me crying and told me what happened. Pissant better pray we never meet again because eventhough I'm a girl I will still kick his ass for doing what he did to her.
So far Fanny has called off the wedding, but she hasn't kicked Pissant out on his ass. She says she still wants to be friends with him no matter what happens. She won't talk to Xnita and doesn't think they will ever be friends again. Heres my question....If Pissant made all the moves, (and its not the first time hes cheated on her) then why is Xnita getting the worst of it? Why is Pissant still the friend?
Fanny deserves better, Pissant treats her bad, he can't keep a job. He doesn't know how to read and doesn't seem to want to learn. He starts fights acts like a kid and is annoying as hell.
Honestly she sounds like I did with I broke it off with my X boyfriend. AHEM! -------> me "I still want to be friends with you because you are a great guy! I can't lose you straight out because I can't lose a friend like you."
What the hell Lilly?
In conclusion this is a long ass post. Oh and I hope Fanny wakes up and realizes its never going to be right with her and Pissant. Get over him, move on and be happy.
Lillys rating: Your cheatin heart will make you weep! You'll cry and cry, and try to sleep, but sleep won't come......