Hero of the week vs. Zero of the week part 2

Once again its hero vs. zero here at ye ole blog. This weeks hero(s) are the men and women everywhere that are giving aid to the people suffering and in need of help due to the terrible chaos hurricane Katrina caused. I applaud each and every one out there putting them selves in danger to pluck a helpless person from a rooftop. Or to deliver food, water, and medication to those in need.
The zero(s) of the week also has something to do with the devistation, thats right you guessed it, news reporters. Whats the point in standing out in the middle of a storm and telling us pretty much. "Hey its raining, flooding, wind blowing, and it doesn't look like its going to get better. I also notice that I'm the only duche around here, whats up with that?"

Despite all the coverage and the uber amount of t.v hungry field reporters I couldn't find a good picture of a news reporter out in the storm. So for you, I drew one. Precious isn't it? So bask if you will in the lime light you troll reporters, you may have your 15 minutes of fame but its not for being heroic.
Lillys rating : The (t.v reporters) perfect storm.

Home sickly

Spectacular isn't it?
This picture was taken in Seattle Washington at the Ferry docks. I was waiting to board when I looked out over the water. I was standing in the holding area for walk on passengers. Wipped out the camera and snapped a few shots, another photo I'm proud of. I was up there for a week visiting friends and family, and finally got to see my cousin Willow. Shes still spastic and strange.
I was pouting big time when the day came when I had to come back to San Diego. *Stomp stomp to the car*
I don't like it here but I'm stuck untill Navy lets hubby get a transfer. I didn't have much access to a computer while I was gone so you may have noticed the blog not getting updated. But now I'm home back to work, bored out of my mind.
Lillys rating: I'm on my way, just set me free, home sweet home. (Montley crew)

Ugly Ebay

The impressionist painter Ermina Bracks lived in Bohoville, a land where the cute and trendy folks succumbed to a terrible and tragic fate. It all started with the adorable DeeDee Deeva wore and sacchrine sweet embroidered tunic with flowing sleeves. Then Fay Shonista found a wrinkly crepe skirt and a rainbow tunic with odd angles. The townspeople of Bohoville began to compete with one another to acquire the most fabulously funky attire, until that fateful day, the day Ermina Bracks sauntered down Paparazzi avenue in this bizzare and hypnotizing array of color and form, impressionism gone wild ruffly dress with tassles. Immediately all the women of Bohoville and even some of the men turned green with envy at the absolute pinnacle of the Bohoville dress competition. There was no where else to go, and a deep despondency swept the village. Women walked around in sweats ashamed while Ermina paraded up and down Main Street. Until the day that DeeDee Deeva put on a coat and thought it hung a little awkwardly on her shoulders so she stuck pads onto her jacket, and Fay Shonista stuck her finger in a light socket and her bangs stuck straight up.

Willows rating: Boho nono but the future looks 80's. What hath Fashionkind wrought.

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Cat Fightin and drama

*Knock knock* The fimiliar sound I herd on my door on the night of August 2nd 2005. As fimiliar as the sound was, it was odd to hear. For one it was quite late in the evening, also I don't know anyone. So I opened the door and standing there barefoot and crying with an arm up in a sling was a petite girl. Sobbing she ask me if she could use the phone. Imediantly I thought someone had gotten shot or had a bad accident. Oh no way off, the girl explained to me that she had just cought her boyfriend sleeping with a 17 year old girl.
She called her brothers and they came right over. The girl went back and grabbed a few things, I could hear her screaming at her boyfriend. All I could hear him saying was "I'm sorry."
Well the complete story is this: The girl came home and cought her boyfriend and a 17 year old girl in bed togeather naked. She grabbed the 17 year old by the hair and tossed her outside on the porch. She proceeded to kick her and scream at her. (That explains the pic up there) Then she returned to the appartment where she began to rip the boyfriend a new one.
Around that time she came over to my appartment and as you know she used the phone and what not.
Before she left I told her to report this to the cops because he could get arrested for having sex with an underage girl. This perked her up a little and she said she certinaly would.
The whole incident took about an hour, she was out of there fast and where ever she is now I hope she is doing better. As for the boyfriend I hope he gets jailed and gets anal raped by a big guy named Big bubba. (And they don't call him Big Bubba because hes tall or overweight *wink*)
Lillys rating: No lube for him

Hero of the Week vs. Zero of the Week

IN SPACE
Our hero of the week is astronaut Stephen Robinson a member of the Discovery crew. Robinson and his space walking partner Soichi Noguchi will be conducting experiments outside the Discovery to practice making external repairs to a shuttle while in orbit. Robinson alone will be venturing under the shuttle, a spacewalking first, to attempt to repair the dangling strips of ceramic fiber clothing hanging between the thermal tiles. The strips may have the potential to damage the thermal tiles upon re-entry. While Robinson may repair the tiles, he also runs the risk of causing further damage. We are Earth wish you the best in making the repairs. Congratulations Stephen Robinson.

WASTE OF SPACE
And now our zero of the week. It is none other than the absolutely classless Tara Reid. This is actually the more tasteful picture of her from this Wild on vacation in St. Tropez or somewhere where trashy B/C list celebs go and let it all hang out. In the less tasteful picture Taras ass is hanging out of her miniskirt. Check the Dlisted archives for the absolutely repellent pic only if you want your eyes to burn in your head with excruciating pain for all eternity. Oh to class up this pic a little *sarcasm dripping* the lady in the blue skirt is Miss Paris Hilton. :)