bad zipper

Once again I bring you the Ebay ugly of the week. I just disappointed with this one. I think the seller wanted to make pants but ended up with a shirt with a horribly misplaced zipper. I wonder if there are pockets somewhere as well? I don't really know whats up with the woman with the runny make-up but its not helping the overall look of the shirt.
Lillys rating: Zip up and be safe!