Futher We Be Bop Adventures, Starring Moth Faerie and Warrior Gypsy

Once again we enter the frightening realm of the We Be Bop clothing label. The courageous Moth Faerie has decided to take matters into her own hands and investigate the continuous aberations of fringe and ethnic prints superimposed upon shapeless sacklike garments.

Cautiously Moth Faerie flutters her diaphonous wings, swirls her fashionable faerie garb, and pushes open the door. Her senses are immediately assailed from all sides. The fringe, the wild prints. Moth Faerie collapses to the floor, knocked unconscious by all the horrifying images swirling before her eyes.

Suddenly the doors crashes open and a blindfolded woman rushes in waving her sword, slashing through the one size fits all, sack-like clothing in a mad whirling scene of fringe. Moth Faerie is raised from her comatose state by the sudden appearence of Warrior Gypsy, sworn enemy of fashion atrocities. The two exit the We Be Bop, vowing never to return, little knowing what followed them out the door.

Willow's Rating: This dress in an inFRINGEment on our personal freedom.

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