Drag Queen yikes

When I saw this one I asked myself a question. "Why?" Why would anyone buy a dress for, watch out big number, $91.00? Yes thats right $91.00 for the lime green black lace machine. Maybe someone got bored and decided to see what horrid evil thing they could design and create. Of corse you know when you think of black lace you think lime green would brighten that up. As for the black polkadots I'm thinking that was just an accident with a ballpoint pen exploding which would explain why they aren't on the back.
The dress was listed under drag queen which would explain why it sold for so much, drag queens tend to go big and bold or hella scary, well congrats you outdid yourself. I don't know how I'm able to come across these Ebay fuglies, its a gift I think, or maybe a terrible curse, or perhaps I'm just good at finding these precious gems. I too sell things on Ebay, mostly clothes, one day I may sell something even I find horrid, I'll post it here and hopefully you will laugh and say "I must have that!" then you go bid on it.....bid high in fact. Then when you get it you will put it on, come to this site and scroll down to its post. You will smile and be like "Dude I'm totally wearing that!"
But for now, enjoy other peoples follies.
Lillys rating : Knock down drag out...to the trash.


Daniel Davis always knew he was different. He grew up in backwoods Tennessee, surrounded by good-ol-boys and cute freckled girls with cut offs, bare feet, who were married to the good-ol-boys at 13, thus ensuring the natural backwoods way of life. Daniel, or D.D. as his 11 cute sisters called him, longed for the big city and bright lights, anything to escape Hickory Hollow. Used to the abuse of the good-ol-boys, D.D. sometimes dressed in his sisters clothes to escape their notice, this was okay of course before he was 13, but when he turned 13 in his pretty gingham skirts and bluebell bonnets, Len Sellers took note of him. Len, a moonshine making mountain of a man was looking for himself a wee little wifey to walk around barefoot and make him biscuits, and his eye settled on that fine little Davis girl just celebrating a birthday.

To cut the history lesson short, ol Lenny boy wasn't to pleased when that freckled sweetie turned out to be a bit more meaty than expected and poor D.D. was run out of town. All the way to Vegas, where for the first time he heard a beautiful, BUXOM, blonde singing about jolene, nine to five and always loving you, and a dream was born. All D.D. needed was a bottle of bleach and the right outfit to make him the most popular Dolly in Drag on the Strip.

Willows rating: I will always love you, because you are a beautiful dress for a drag queen!!
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