No Mammal, this Animal

It was a cool crisp morning when the pack of extreamily rare white panthers woke from a long sleep. They yawned revealing their bone crushing teeth still blood stained from the night before. The pack gathered at a small water hole slowly drying up from the intense heat. Drinking the cool clean water and basking in the sun a loud bang was suddenly herd.
From the bushes Finky McFinkerson peered out to see what prizes he had won.
A small handful of the panthers had met their fate with a barage of bullets.
After so many years of searching, plotting and hunting, Finky had finally claimed his prizes. Taking the pelts home he worked day and night to construct a dress of emaculate beauty. Finally, after the 5th day, he finished with the last stich.
No sooner had he finished, Finkys daughter Spoilia came bounding down to him.
"Father! Wheres my dress?! I WANT IT NOW! You said I could have my dress and I WANT IT NOW!" He presented her with the dress, proud of his hard work.
Spoilia winced at the dress. "Daddy I wanted the black one!"
Lillys rating: Shoot it and put it out of its misery.
Lost in the Savanna, weak from hunger Tiffany Kirkpatrick raised weary eyes to the horizon and beheld an animal like no other charging her the mythical Cheezebra. Gasping with fear she raised her rifle to her shoulder and sighted shakily down the scope. Ker Pow. She rushed forth and drank greedily of the animals blood before deciding to skin the Cheezebra. Minutes later Tiffany was rescued by diamond hunters, and returned to civilization where she proudly wore her Cheezebra outfit. On her way to the photography platform enraged members of PETA and the World Wildlife Federation stormed the diaz and tore Tiffany to pieces with their never tested on animals knives and forks.
Willows rating: The call of the wild. Please hang up.
Note to world: In case you don't believe. They are asking 180.00 for this lovely little ensemble.
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