Ugly Ebay of the Week 2

E-bay Ugly 2
This weeks Ebay ugly I call a pot smokers dream.
All I think of when I look at this item is that some guy in his basement got really high then decided to sew. He went nuts with the blue, the shimmering purple and accenting greens.
Me thinks his pot was tanted with crack, bad juju.
I can't say much more about this one, I just don't know what they were thinking.
Lillys rating : Sometimes it makes me cry.

Sidney the swinger slicked back his greasy hair and toasted his frosted mug filled with fruit daquiri at the slim attractive girl at the hotel pool. "Hey baby." he said with a slimy smile he knew the girl would be unable to resist. Gold chains clunked heavily, getting tangled in the matted nest of hair covering his man boobs peeking out from the psychadelic and happenin's lounge wear bathrobe he proudly sported. "Real velvet baby, you wanna come feel daddys real soft velvet robe." The girl edged further away, her eyes mesmerized by the horror of his crooked tobacco stained teeth. Sidney thought, hey this babe can't look away from the old babe magnet that is Sidney the swinger, cloaked in this sexy like lightning both satin and velvet chick catcher. As Sidney started to go into what he called phase 2 of his hitherto unsuccessful seduction methods the unfortunate girl succumbed to a sudden blessed brain seizure induced by the bold and vibrating patters on his robe.
Willow's rating: A swingers dream to make you scream

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