Sunday, August 07, 2005

Ugly Ebay

The impressionist painter Ermina Bracks lived in Bohoville, a land where the cute and trendy folks succumbed to a terrible and tragic fate. It all started with the adorable DeeDee Deeva wore and sacchrine sweet embroidered tunic with flowing sleeves. Then Fay Shonista found a wrinkly crepe skirt and a rainbow tunic with odd angles. The townspeople of Bohoville began to compete with one another to acquire the most fabulously funky attire, until that fateful day, the day Ermina Bracks sauntered down Paparazzi avenue in this bizzare and hypnotizing array of color and form, impressionism gone wild ruffly dress with tassles. Immediately all the women of Bohoville and even some of the men turned green with envy at the absolute pinnacle of the Bohoville dress competition. There was no where else to go, and a deep despondency swept the village. Women walked around in sweats ashamed while Ermina paraded up and down Main Street. Until the day that DeeDee Deeva put on a coat and thought it hung a little awkwardly on her shoulders so she stuck pads onto her jacket, and Fay Shonista stuck her finger in a light socket and her bangs stuck straight up.

Willows rating: Boho nono but the future looks 80's. What hath Fashionkind wrought.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-70s-HIPPIE-boho-RUFFLES-peasant-GYSPY-DRESS_
W0QQitemZ8323374724QQcategoryZ48869QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewwwww thats hidious!

5:09 PM  
Blogger Lilly and Willow said...

What the hell? You got all that from the Ebay ugly? We are amazing!

10:29 PM  

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