Monsantos Latest Diabolical Plan

Evil Monsanto Employee creating Evil Plants
For those of you unfamiliar with Monsanto, they are the satan of the plant kingdom, the antithesis of all that is good in the Kingdom of Flora. They are genetically altering plants to create products designed, not to be healthful to the environment, but to force dependence on Monsanto products. Their latest evil plot:

The USDA (which must be populated by complete and utter morons) has allowed Monsanto to market their gentically altered alfalfa (the fourth largest crop in the U.S.). The alfalfa will be resistant to (wait for it) herbacides produced by Monsanto. Oh the evil genius. The problem is that alfalfa cross pollinates very easily, and thusly these genes will spread through the neighboring crops making it impossible to raise non GMO alfalfa (because there is always one stupid farmer that will buy it, instead of them doing a blanket Monsanto boycott. Bring back the boycott).

The most wicked part of this is that Monsanto can take farmers with the unwanted introduced gene present in their alfalfa to court and sue them for using the gene. So the gene goes into a crop, Monsanto sues, and the farmer has to pay Monsanto for a gene they did not buy and do not want. Ohhh, have we all lost our flipping minds???