Little bunny foo foo boots

Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forrest scooping up the field mice and boppin' em' on the head.
*The next day*
Down came good fairy and she said:
"Little bunny foo foo I don't want to see you scoopin up the field mice and boppin' em' on the head or I'll turn you into scary ass boots.
Well it looks like little bunny foo foo didn't listen to the good fairy. See what happens when you don't listen? You get torn from your happy home and daily errands of joy to be turned into boots to be sold on Ebay. Then again what did the poor field mice do to diserve to be bopped on the head? Seems like Mr. Foo deserved to be turned into boots. He sounds like he was a bully poor mice just minding their own business and here comes this jerk bunny and just starts hitting them. I mean come on they are so little and what defense do they have? Well they are now safe from Mr. Foo, his hyde has been altered to make boots for some lucky person. The price? I didn't even look.
Lillys rating: Some where out there field mice are rejoycing.