Peace, Attack, Shoes and Cells

Greenpeace continues to used passive aggressive tactics to stay between the killers of whales and the whales, and blame their sea collision on the Japanese. However their more aggressive counterpart, the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society ran by Paul Watson, a former co founder of Greenpeace, plans on ramming as many whaling vessels as he can and even attached something he calls a can opener to his ship. Wow, the whalers and pirate whalers better watch out now. Maybe they can fight back with these:

These shoes were originally 70's roller skates that have been renovated into a lovely designer pair of suede boots. Fashion victims such as Pretty Kitty Kat wear these on dress like a church going hooker, believing the innocent shades of blue and pink, as well as vestal virgin white fool all the right wingers like Righteous Robin, into thinking she is pure. Then she pounces with cat like heeled prowess upon their unsuspecting men who are held transfixed by the mesmorizing patterns of blue and white on the lace ups. Gorgeous.

Finally Someone is Thinking Ahead Winner: Peugot for forging ahead with the hydrogen fuel cell and touting biodiesal. Keep up the good work.