Geopolitical Rant of the Day: Boycott the Evil of Monsanto
Monsanto, ahh the name brings so many images to mind. Strange, and creepy images of scientists developing suicide seeds. Of insidious CEO's devising new ways to alter the natural order in order to make money. Of corrupt politicians saying mmmhum, we don't have to eat the food of the poor so do with it what you will.
Monsanto's evil lies in creating products such as Bt corn.
Lets take a look into the inner santum of Monsanto (in red of course for evil):
Some random overheard conversations at Monsanto: Hmm, lets take corn and splice a
bacterium into it. Better yet lets take a non-persistant integrated pest management control used by organic farmers and make it persistant and permanent so that the corn borer can build up a resistance and kill a few innocent beneficial insects. And then the organic farmers will be out of luck and we can release our next evil product!!!
Lets think hard now. Got it. We make Round up right. So hey strange and creepy scientists can you make a plant that is round up resistant. All right, we've got these farmers now, buy our seeds and our pesticide.
How is the genes from people to vegetable's department going.
And the growth hormone we make for cows that ends up in milk. Doing great! sure makes the cows big, of course obesity in America's youth couldn't be related to drinking diluted growth hormone from cows!!! No way man.
And our lawsuits against farmers whos seeds they save from last year show traces of our patented genes from the soy beans. Isn't wind blown cross pollination great.
Best have we sold our suicide seeds to those third world impoverished folks in Asia and Africa. Hopefully we can destroy a long standing culture of seed preservation by tricking them into buying these seeds that will create eunich plants. And then they will have to buy more and more
Fade out into maniacal devil controlled Monsanto leaders high fiving Bechtel and Dupont maniacal leaders in their success so far at controlling the world and owning the White House Dems. or Reps.
This ends our lovely eavesdropping session of the Monsanto corporation. I wonder if this puts me on the corrupt politicians list of possible insurgents. LOL
willow ranting out
Monsanto's evil lies in creating products such as Bt corn.
Lets take a look into the inner santum of Monsanto (in red of course for evil):
Some random overheard conversations at Monsanto: Hmm, lets take corn and splice a
bacterium into it. Better yet lets take a non-persistant integrated pest management control used by organic farmers and make it persistant and permanent so that the corn borer can build up a resistance and kill a few innocent beneficial insects. And then the organic farmers will be out of luck and we can release our next evil product!!!Lets think hard now. Got it. We make Round up right. So hey strange and creepy scientists can you make a plant that is round up resistant. All right, we've got these farmers now, buy our seeds and our pesticide.
How is the genes from people to vegetable's department going.
And the growth hormone we make for cows that ends up in milk. Doing great! sure makes the cows big, of course obesity in America's youth couldn't be related to drinking diluted growth hormone from cows!!! No way man.
And our lawsuits against farmers whos seeds they save from last year show traces of our patented genes from the soy beans. Isn't wind blown cross pollination great.
Best have we sold our suicide seeds to those third world impoverished folks in Asia and Africa. Hopefully we can destroy a long standing culture of seed preservation by tricking them into buying these seeds that will create eunich plants. And then they will have to buy more and more
Fade out into maniacal devil controlled Monsanto leaders high fiving Bechtel and Dupont maniacal leaders in their success so far at controlling the world and owning the White House Dems. or Reps.
This ends our lovely eavesdropping session of the Monsanto corporation. I wonder if this puts me on the corrupt politicians list of possible insurgents. LOL
willow ranting out
posted by Lilly and Willow at 9:23 PM
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